Truthfully speaking, I am a lazy ass and even having to write this down, it took me days to finish it because I can really lose my mood in an instant. And no I am not obese. I may have a boooooooooring lifestyle but.....well, I do get to follow the trends anyway.
So the title is Jack of All Trades (I know you read it). It means a master of none (and yes I know you already know what it means but it's for 'other' people). I am so good at this. You have played Sims right? When you create a character, you choose your zodiac then the aspiration. I always choose Jack of All Trades. Seriously, this game becomes easy then since your Sim can do almost everything pretty good. But this actually contradicts what the aspiration implies. The SIM can be an expert at something. If I were to stand before the creator of Sims I'd have him edit that part of the aspiration and have him make it off limits on the expert level. But of course no one would choose that type then, right?
So let's cut this butt-in issue out. I am the best JOAT there is. I may not know a lot of things but I have the wisdom. Because knowledge and wisdom are two different things. Knowledge is knowing or having details about a certain thing especially its existence and wisdom is knowing how to do things and how it works. And yes I get to know how things work because I watch other people do it. When I watch them I absorb them. I try to learn by observing and when I get to that place, I do what I have seen them doing. That's how I am. I know how to do it but I don't research about it.
I love anime. I love it so much I dream of being a great artist and making my own manga. I even thought of creating an anime, have ABS buy it and show it then I'll be swimming in $$$. But I only said dreamed and thought of it. So I actually started tracing anything that is anime. I kept tracing and tracing until I get to memorize them that I didn't need to trace. Now I know where I should drag my pencil. But that's all I could do. I could draw. I draw good, but not great. Same with playing the piano. I'm a fast learner. I don't need to read the keys. Just let me watch you play. Let me see the keys you're pressing. Do it a few times then later you'll see me playing, but I can't read the notes. The same thing goes with the guitar. Then my mom asked me to reverse the car because my brother didn't use it and our neighbor had to park her car. So I watched 'How to Reverse your Car Tutorial on Youtube twice. Yes I did manage to reverse it but only a little because I love Toyang (since she's a Toyota) and I don't want to bump her ass on the wall. I still asked my neighbor's son who was 16 yrs old (4 yrs younger than me) to do it. Damn he gets a better life ahead of him just because of that. Then I was a dancer in a performing arts club in high school. We went through a lot and we were climbing the top. But high school had to end and college had to come. I thought it would be fun because of all the organizations they introduced during the orientation but NOOOOO. Those orgs were just for show. They were actually inactive. Except for the dance org but then the instructors were students and the students were....hmmm I'll put it this way. I wanted to drag them till they emblazed (Miss, you are so mean). Oops! I mean they are too harsh! They turned it into a boot camp that I feel sorry for the lower years. And so I stopped resulting to not climbing to the top anymore.
So yes I'm a fast learner. I'm talented and creative. But those are just adjectives. They only describe me. Sometimes I blame money. Because to be an expert you have to spend to learn it. Yeah you can do self-study. But who wants to study alone (I certainly wanna have a cute guy learning with me). Actually it's M-O-N-E-Y. Damn it.
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